Anonymous
All I Really
Need to Know I Learned from Sci-Fi
The texts throughout this course examined and hypothesized what the
future might have in store for humans, earth, and the universe. I like the word
hypothesized. I like it because it shows the genius of many of our texts. It is
one thing to say, “Wouldn’t it be cool if in the future there were giant robots
that could turn into cars and blow up stuff, and only Shia Labeouf could save
us?” but that is not what the texts we read do. Instead these stories look at
what is happening now, and using the information we have about what has
happened, predict what could happen in our future. Some ideas, like alien
experiments, get on the fringe of science, but the effects these hypotheses have
on humans are calculated and researched.
The story “The Onion and I,” is centered on a father describing to his
son the differences of a real onion and the cyber version the boy knows. Even
the father has begun to forget some of the details of a real onion, and he uses
properties of other foods to help describe the onion. The son doesn’t understand
the why onions make people cry, and the father seems nostalgic for the tears an
onion induces. The tragedy of the story is that these people have been living in
a cyber world so long, they are forgetting the things that exist in the real
world, and ultimately they are losing themselves. I use the word nostalgic for a
reason. The father is nostalgic for an onion just like my father is nostalgic
for 80’s guitar rock. Yes, you can find 80’s music on the radio, but new music
is nothing like that. My father misses the times when he was in high school,
going to the car wash and hanging with his friends “jammin’ some tunes.” I
haven’t washed my car in months. Kids don’t go out and do that anymore, we just
use the drive through car wash, and we’re on our way.
The way I see it the onion is a symbol. Times change and people do things
differently, but today technology has changed how we do things drastically. Here
is the genius of the story: The cyber world has replaced the real world. The
cyber world is not real like the onion, it is an imitation, but they seem to
prefer the imitation. It doesn’t cause any tears. I realize I am getting kind of
abstract in a, “there is no spoon,” kind of way. So let me get to the meat of
it, and say what I think is really going on.
I am writing this paper on my computer. While sitting here working, I am
on facebook, talking to 3 friends about where we are going to drink tonight. I
am also listening to a band I wouldn’t have known about had I not saw a video of
them on Youtube. And the penultimate, I just messaged my mom to ask what we are
having for dinner. (My mom is downstairs, I literally could have said, “hey
what’s for dinner,” and she would have heard me, but messaging her seemed
easier. The answer was “leftovers.” (Leftovers=disappointment.)) My point is
real life interaction is being replaced by technology. I would rather text than
speak, one out of five couples meet online. WE ARE LIVING OUR LIVES THROUGH TINY
MACHINES! This short story predicted a time when humans would be living through
their computers, and what’s worse, the computer doesn’t get all the details that
make life worth living. The father and son miss onions making them cry. They are
living a Prozac lifestyle on their computers instead of going out and chopping
some freakin’ veggies! This story is the most appealing to me, because it is one
that you can clearly see unfolding in the real world. We read The Time
Machine and said, “That could happen,” but this really is happening. Here is
another example: Do you know who the T-mobile girl is? She is this ridiculously
gorgeous girl that hosts a series of commercials about T-mobile phones, but
where do the commercials take place? In some kind of vacuum of white space,
that’s where. It’s the same place as the “I’m a Mac, you’re a PC” commercials,
or those weird floating hand iPhone commercials. They all take place in, what I
can only imagine is, the Internet. We are being primed for the cyber-age.
In “Burning Chrome,” two hackers steal all of a famous hacker’s (the
titular Chrome’s) money. They know what they are doing is wrong, they even
imagine her being broke on the street, but they feel no regret because they
never met her and to them she isn’t even really real, since to them, her
existence is only through the Internet. Talk about Internet bullies.
Here is my
final example of humans losing our social skills, skills that enabled us to
build our entire civilization: Last week, I was at a bar, (I know, another story
about me drinking.) and I saw a pretty girl. I made my way over to her, and
started a casual conversation. As I was talking she started texting in the
middle of our conversation. Normally this should be considered rude, but not in
these technological times. So I said, “I’m sorry, was I bothering you?” and she
replied, “No, I’m looking you up on Facebook, I want to see what you’re all
about.” I was standing right in front of her! Anything she could have possibly
learned about me, she could have asked me, face to face. Instead, she wanted to
look it up on Facebook.
Sometimes, I
really wish a story like “Chocco,” could come true, just so I can actually get
some physical contact with some human beings. As Emily Sevier said in her 2007
essay, “In
many of the stories that we have encountered this semester, dystopias revolve
around high tech civilizations. From the readings it seems that the only way a
utopian society can exist is if we keep it simple.
Wouldn’t it be great if we didn’t have all this technology, and we had to get
together and discuss what actions we should take in our future? Can I get off
the computer now?
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